The Long Run: When the world gives you colitis, make colitas

In the Fall of 1994 I watched a Heart cover band play on Cape Cod. The singer, a morbidly obese woman, foreshadowed the big-bonedness of Heart lead singer Ann Wilson. Other than that, the band was awful and I developed an aversion to tribute bands except those non-existent ones whose names I invented, including:

  • The Bloody Well Righteous Brothers, a Supertramp Tribute Band
  • Coldplay, a Radiohead Tribute Band
  • The Vibrating Silver Bullets, a Bob Seger Tribute Band Comprised of Marital Aids

But last week I ventured to the wilds of Thousand Oaks to see The Long Run, an Eagles tribute band, and they changed my mind about how good (and even preferable to the real thing) a covers outfit could be.

Here is my review:

Until I saw The Long Run this weekend, I thought of the Eagles as a background, if constant, presence on classic rock radio that I would never consider forking over 300 bucks to see. And, having no other tribute band experience, I figured that The Long Run might be a group of well-meaning fans who’d be lucky to tell their colitas from their elbows.

But The Long Run had the audience from the beginning and never once took it for granted. I was amazed by the band’s musicianship and tight multiple harmonies and, through its performance, have a new respect for the work of the Eagles.

It was one of those experiences that I felt I was in the right place at the right time, and understood the value of an excellent tribute band.

Not only did The Long Run deliver note-perfect renditions of Eagles’ favorites, but they also did it with enthusiasm and love for the source material that was infectious. The band connected with the audience as only fans can, except that the people onstage had serious chops.

Having often been disappointed by the sulky live performances of some of my favorite bands (The Pixies, White Stripes, and various incarnations of Black Sabbath broke my heart), I couldn’t help but think that, aside from not seeing Henley, Frey, Walsh, and Co. in person (or as tiny figures on a stage a football field away, on my budget), I was seeing the better performance.

After all, The Long Run played the music that connected with them both as fans and musicians. As an audience member, I often get antsy when listening to a deep cut or unfamiliar material; the agreement an audience makes with a band is that you have to take the familiar with the potentially-less-fun familiar. The Long Run took that awkwardness out of the equation.

I like that I was five rows away, I like that each of the seven guys (most of whom were named Gary, for some reason) was clearly happy to be there, and I loved that The Long Run has inspired me to turn the radio way up the next time “Life in the Fast Lane” comes on.

There are already several high-quality Fogelfoot tribute bands, including:

  • Just So You Know, Lance Crow
  • Uncle Tina
  • Jose Fellatiano

That said, Fogelfoot’s prices are still reasonable enough to justify seeing the originals, and we couldn’t care less whether or not Walden Woods is made into a Payless Show Source parking lot. Concord needs the money.

See also: The Long Run

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