It wasn’t until we were warming up on stage at Hollywood’s Pig ‘n Whistle last week that enigmatic longtime Fogelphile Tyrone Merriner told us we were living a lie.
“The old Pig ‘n Whistle shut down decades ago,” he said. “This whole place was a Numero Uno Pizza for years and years when Hollywood was skanky.”
We looked at the furnishings, the beautiful bar, the ornate draperies, and our own snazzy suits and felt a little sick.
“Yeah,” Tyrone continued, “they just reopened as the Pig ‘n Whistle a few years ago.”
“You mean Hollywood is just a big lie?” we asked Tyrone, who is at least a decade older than most people.
“Sorry to break the bad news,” he said.
Well, just like the Cormorant tells us, we must keep on keepin’ on.










